Story Notes: Disclaimer: How sad is this? Now not only am I using these characters from Dawson's Creek that aren't mine, but now I've moved up to stealing concepts from Men In Black. I think I'm some sort of intellectual property cleptomanic. Anyway, I don't own or have any rights to anything Dawson's Creek, Men In Black, or with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones (although I love both those guys).
Author's Note: Just for fun. Please let me know what you think.
Props: Mad props to Liz, who was wonderful enough to help me through making Dawson a good guy. Thanks, girl!